Love Yourself

dylanoscroft:

stickle-brick:

I wonder when the most terrible thing to happen to me in my life will happen.

this fucked me up

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

Straight people are so boring but gay people are so…annoying

lastlips:

felinerage:

just-shower-thoughts:

Saying you handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company is way better than saying you’re a cashier at McDonald’s

That’s pretty much how a well written resume works.

Need to up my bullshitting game

pokememoan:

when u see a hot booty